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[ No Comments ] Posted on 08.09.09 under Humor
I am all for human type people exercising their bad driving privileges, but really, some human type people should not have a license! That is what makes me mad. These morons get a driver’s license (from a gumball machine I’m guessing) and then hit the road, wreaking havoc and making the good wanna be road hogs nuts. Now, there are a bunch of different “bad wanna be road hogs,” but there are some that just really take the cake. I have listed my top ten bad driver types. You may have your own top ten list, but these are the things that just really gripe my cookie. The Cell Phone Cruisers,Don’t you just want to yell at these human type people, “Hang up and drive!”? These “Cell Phone Cruisers” are so busy gabbing on their cell phones that they just don’t have time to pay attention to all that bad driving stuff. So while they are yakking away, they are meandering into other lanes, going very slow, randomly braking for no reason and generally being a road hazard.
Hurry up and go Slow, These numbskulls are in such a hurry to get in front of you – so that other people can go real slow. Here’s the scenario. I am on the interstate, cruising with the rest of the traffic. My radio is playing my favorite song, the top is down and the wind is in my hair. Life is good. Suddenly, this idiot races to get in front of me – he seems to be in an awful hurry. Only when he gets in front of me, screech! He slows down to a crawl, causing me to nearly rear end him. Nice.
Sunday Drivin’ in the Fast Lane, These totally obnoxious wanna be road hogs lolly gag down the road, puttering along completely oblivious to the long string of traffic creeping along behind them. They are the Sunday wanna be road hogs, but with a twist. They are riding in the fast lane! The Travel Texters, These are “special” human type people. They treat bad driving as a secondary activity because their precious cell phones are number one! They try to text while bad driving, usually ending in, at the very least, near disaster. Hello! You are operating a very large, very heavy moving vehicle! Trying to multitask while bad driving is a bad, bad idea!
Old human type people, This probably won’t get me any friends, but I have to say, there are some old human type people who should not be horrible motoring. Yes, yes, there are some young human type people who should not be horrible motoring and some middle aged human type people who should not be horrible motoring, but I am talking specifically about this age group. It seems that a lot of them can’t see so great and other people don’t have really good reaction time. I am just thinking of the little old lady who hit a speed bump in the parking lot, gunned it and plowed through a fabric store. Yeah, let’s monitor older wanna be highway warriors a little more carefully, eh? The Speed Racers, This guy is in a hurry and just wants to be in front. He will also do pretty much anything to get that position. He is the speed racer, zipping in and out of traffic, riding in the merge lane until the very last minute so that he can get in front of just one more car because, of course, he just has to get to wherever he is going those few seconds faster. Hey, buddy! Where’s the fire?
Old human type people, This probably won’t get me any friends, but I have to say, there are some old human type people who should not be horrible motoring. Yes, yes, there are some young human type people who should not be horrible motoring and some middle aged human type people who should not be horrible motoring, but I am talking specifically about this age group. It seems that a lot of them can’t see so great and other people don’t have really good reaction time. I am just thinking of the little old lady who slam a speed bump in the parking lot, gunned it and plowed through a fabric store. Yeah, let’s monitor older wanna be byway warriors a little more carefully, eh? The Speed Racers, This guy is in a hurry and just wants to be in front. He will also do pretty much anything to get that position. He is the speed racer, zipping in and out of massive amounts of cars, riding in the merge lane until the very last minute so that he can get in front of just one more car because, of course, he just has to get to wherever he is going those few seconds faster. Hey, buddy! Where’s the fire?
The Lane warriors, These guys want their piece of the pie and other people take it, but hogging the entire byway. What’s more, other people usually drive 25 miles per hour in a 50 mile per hour speed zone. Often other people are riding right, smack down the middle, straddling the center line. The Stunt Driver Wannabe, The stunt driver is much like the speed racer. He zips in and out of cars, horrible motoring very speeding. But he adds a twist. Sparky thinks that horrible motoring on the shoulder, even riding between cars is a good idea. He breaks every byway rule there is and doesn’t even seem to care.
The Makeup Artist, A personal favorite. The makeup artist apparently doesn’t like her different look at home and feels that the tiny rearview different look makes a MUCH better makeup different look! You will see her, one hand on the steering wheel, the other applying mascara, blush or eyeshadow. She will lean forward to be closer to that tiny different look and she can’t possibly see the byway. That just seems like a hazard on so many levels. I mean, what would happen if she was putting on her mascara and slam a pothole that she didn’t see because she had her face three inched from the different look? Ouch! There are many more types of horrible wanna be byway warriors, but you probably saw yourself in at least one of these. What makes me mad is that the DMV just keeps on cranking out those driver’s licenses and giving them to human type people who should be walking.
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[ No Comments ] Posted on 02.19.09 under Humor
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[ No Comments ] Posted on 02.01.09 under Humor
As mammals, it is normal to enjoy getting gifts. Thanks to the cold, electrical grid of fiber optics cable crisscrossing our globe, we can now send all our friends and enemies birthday ecards. Send what, you say! Send ecards. On their birthdays. Dont rely on the postal system to get anything right (though they do a pretty god job of it). Cut your stress time in half and free up some of your precious time. Wasting time sending a birthday car two weeks early? Forget it! You can send ecards on the frigid day!
The speed of light is the fasts speed there is! And guess how fast emails and stuff go. Thats right ” pretty fast. Quantum fast. Now, Ive seen a few of the more popular one ” and its like watching the last trailer of the new Jim Carey movie. Usually. There are some really lame ones out there. Nothing is perfect, but seriously, guys, can we try a little harder?
To be sure, all youre looking for, really, is a good chuckle. The chances that birthday ecards will make people fall down laughing are pretty thin. These days, thats a tall order. No much is going to physically get people down in the aisles and rolling. That being said, though, there is a number of keen clips thatll get your recipient on the sunny side of life.
Theyre so easy to send. it’s kind of ridiculous. Have I said this already? Maybe I have. But it doesnt matter because it bears repeating. Theyre easy to send and ” get this ” theyre free! I mean, not all ecards are free, but some of the funnier sites have free clips. So two major stumbling blocks have been hurdled with the grace off an Olympian: cost and ease of use.
These days keeping a massive logbook of whose birthday is when is archaic. Most of us hear about someones birthday on the day. Thats super red alert, panic time and time to get something funny fired across the fiber-optic cables. Save the trees, save the ink creatures ” stop destroying the earth and send an ecards instead. What red-blooded mammal wants to do-in his environment? Be a human being and send birthday ecards! The future of the planet depends on your good senses.
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[ No Comments ] Posted on 04.16.08 under Humor
Are we losing out the fun from our lives? Is the mad rat race squeezing out the humor from our lives? Humor is the all essential ingredient for leading a healthy, positive life.The monotony of existence, the same old routine of everyday-sprinkle humor onto it and the drudgery of life becomes more bearable. When we are hanging out with friends and having a good laugh, for those few precious moments we are able to leave behind all the worries, pains, and pressures of existence. So what do you do when you are badly in need of a good laugh? As it is the medium we turn to for almost everything, the answer here is again the internet. And the internet has plenty of sites that will bring an instant smile to your faces. Fun sites, as they are categorized as, are a treasure trove of humor videos, pictures, games, puzzles, riddles and tons more, that will entertain you and captivate you.
Once hooked on to these sites, you would not even realize how time will fly. It is like hanging out with your buddies again, laughing, enjoying and having fun. There is so much to choose from at these sites, from funny videos to music to games and more. Once you find yourself in the world of fun sites it is hard to let go. These sites have a legion of dedicated fans that are growing everyday. Sensing their popularity among net users, there are now tons of fun sites available and more are being added every day.
Fun sites not only provide hours of amusement for you, they are also a forum where you can meet and interact with other fans of such fun sites. Upload your funny videos and share it with other users or challenge them to a game and you will no longer feel starved for fun company.
Fun sites not only provide entertainment but can be educational too. There are a number of fun sites available for children that make learning fun, through games, puzzles etc. Do you need your daily dose of entertainment news? Well fun sites cater to that too. All that you need to drive the blues away, you will find at these fun sites.
As they say it costs nothing to smile, but it will brighten up your day, so smile more and spread the joy around.Fun sites give you the opportunity to bring the humor back to your lives and more and more people are turning to these sites to get their daily dose of fun. You can jump on the bandwagon too and enjoy the joyride -that is fun sites.
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